Songs

A collection of songs from the back catalogue. Some are live recordings, some were recorded "in the studio". A few of these are songs which will never see the light of day. Click on the icon to listen.

	Favourites
	Beautiful girl in a coma (Studio recording, August 2007)
	30 Seconds (Studio recording August 2007)
	30 Seconds - the Emo Pop Song (Live, Comedy Bar, Southampton, October 2005)
	Crap in Bed (Live, Bar XS, May 2005)
	The Star Wars Porn and Wanking Comedy Parody Song (Live, Rawhide, October 2005)
	Fluffy (Live, Bar XS, February 2004)
	Message To Men (Bum Love) (Live, Frog and Bucket, February 2007)
	Baby One More Time (Live, Buzz Club, July 2003)
	Rarities
	I know how to treat a lady (Studio recording, January 2008)
	I'm So Over You (Live, Cross King's Pub, June 2007)
	The Eurovision Entry (Live on Phil and Gayle show, Comic Relief, February 2007)
	Suicide Bomber Girl (Live, Chilingham Arms, 2005)
	Dangerous Drunk Driver Girl (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	Distracting Racists with Boardgames (Live, Radio Blah Blah, August 2005)
	The Masturbatory Love Song (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	You Need Never Have An Empty Bed (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	Only A Real Woman (The 33 year old McFly song)
	Personalities
	Bridget The Diabetic Midget (Live, Salford University, November 2005)
	Michael Jackson is a Childminding Genius (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	David Blunkett (Rehearsal Recording, November 2005)
	President Mugabe (The Political Song) (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	Pretty Britney (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	Peculiarities
	The Wheelbarrow Song (Live, Comedy Cave, August 2003)
	The Library Song (Rehearsal recording, March 2007)
	Yet To Be Immortalised
	The Bernard Manning Blues
	Darkness vs Shaggy
	Chavs to the left of me
	One way or another
	Wonderful Tonight?
	The Love Song in Text
	Teenage Anxt
	The National Anthem
	Old MacDonald
	Opening Lines
	Football Songs of Disappointment

Updated: 29 September 2008

all material (c)2008 Ashley Frieze